I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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