he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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