so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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