Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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