You really coming over, don't trick.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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