i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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