Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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