none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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