Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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