That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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