he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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