erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
