i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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