Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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