Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You are a genius and a whore.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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