Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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