that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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