I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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