Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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