My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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