How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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