$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
