yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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