yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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