i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Holy shit dude........stairs
God I need to hump something, right now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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