worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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