weddingsv make me drug and hornr
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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