PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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