so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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