so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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