Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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