I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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