I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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