ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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