And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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