I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
