Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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