ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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