You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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