At least make sure they are 18
Why
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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