summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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