The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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