im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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