In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
worst night to have a conscience
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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