i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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