Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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