Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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