I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
