Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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