He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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