Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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