people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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