I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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