I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so let's talk penis.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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