we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Farmville is her only friend.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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